I get all the invites!

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From: +1414322####
Sent: Nov 2, 2009 5:48 AM

whts ur address so i can send u a invite 2 Iyanas party?
B'n me.. *Sexy*

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Last night I got Shane's call from Peter's Mom. It sounded like she was in the car. Apparently she wants, "to know how [he is] doing," and he, "should call [her] back because [she] just wants to know how [he] is doing, okay?"

I don't ever remember my friends' moms randomly calling to see how I was doing. They may have called to see where their hoodlum offspring were, or what kind of trouble they were getting in to. Should I be offended that Eileen and Sherry never called to ask about my day?

Does Peter know his mom is calling Shane? She didn't leave a number, and I know the cell phone does that for you, but it made me wonder if Shane has had to return Peter's mom's calls before.

greatest mistaken identiny ever!

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From: +1414514####
Sent: Aug 29, 2009 1:36 PM

Can you pick me up Big zell

hubba, hubba, hubba, money, money, money... who do you trust?

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From: +1414610####
Sent: Jul 20, 2009 5:27 PM

I need sum money 2 so what u talkin bout'Trust No-1'